Next week is "Sweetheart night" at Safeco field so I asked the wife if she would go with me. I told her that we could snuggle up and I would kiss her on the strikes and she could kiss me on the balls.

She slapped me!!!

Why would she do that.

fp

ouch...thats too funny

We got our tix for Friday's game! Just inside third base, four rows up

Some of those balls might be foul-tasting ... oh, don't the gals say they all are :p

Ya really going fp?

Fred, Im still wiping the tears away,,,, I have tickets in july and i cant wait to pull that on the o' lady--- that's to funny